Buss Chali Dhakaa Laga

Aik Sardar Aik larrki paye Jaa Giraa

Larrki Bollee Badtameez kiyaaa Karr rahye hwow ?

Sardaar Bolaa Jee B.Com Karr Rhaa Hoon

HIJAR K AZAABON SE DARR LAGTA HAI,

MUJHE APNE HI KHUABON SE DARR LAGTA HAI,

KAL BHI IN KI MEHAK SE BANDA MARR GAYEA,

ZAALIM MUJHE TERI JURAABON SE DARR LAGTA HAI.

Roses r Lal, Sky is Nela,

Ur brain is like khaili patila!

Bura maan liya

Ok

Roses r Red, Sky is Blue

i m beautiful but what the hel hapend 2 u?

Lo thora aur bura man Lo!!!

Welcome to Pakistan we have Recent Courses:

MBBS:

Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies

CA:

Career in Alqaeda

MSc:

Master Sucide Course

IT:

Institute of Terrorism

MBA:

Member of Blasting Agency

What do u want to do...?

after making saawariya, wat change did sanjay leela bhansali's life go thru???

sOcho

cOme on ur close!!

yes!!

he is nOw knOwn as sAnjAy NEELA bhAnsAli!!

Scotland yard ki team dobara pakistan aayi hai

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Ye pata karney k liye..

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K,

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Arbab Ghulam Rahim k muun pe jo chapal mari gayi uska no. kia hai?

  yun raton ko na jago

so liya karo

yun dil main aansu na roko

ro liya karo

baal to bohat achay bana letay ho

kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo

  •  aRz KiYa hAi !!

DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya

DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA

hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe

KahTam HoGaYA !!.

WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.

1 sheikh apnay bachon ko raat ko khata ha k jo aj raat ko khana nai

khae ga ausy 10 rs inam k torr pr milen gain. Subha auth kr shiab farmatay hn k

jisay subha k nashta krna ha wo raat k 10 rs wapis karey

jis taway ne naai betha ho ausy tawanai khatay hn

Exams ka saya hai,

exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?

duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,

par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

at the start of married life every girl treats her husband as GOD

later on somehow the alphabets get reversed  

Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha

mama le ae Sufi

sufi pe atmad jo tha

subah hoi to na SUFI tha na MAHA

3 sal baad maha mili

sath Habib or Sultan bhi thay

Dekha sufi ka kamal.

1 jinaza ja raha tha

bohut say log sath ja rahay thay

1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia

kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat

pathan bola “ZINDAB BAAD!!”

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,

Dosri makhi nay kaha,

“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”

Pehli makhi boli:

“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”

Grammar Teacher!

Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai,

Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai?

Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

Explain the word “Automatically”

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nahin pata?

OK ok I will explain

agar koi ganji larki rakshay main

baithi ho to us ko kehte hain

“Auto_me_takli”

Sawairay jaldi uth k,

naha k saf kapray pa k,

ALLAH agay sajday pa k,

akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….

Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,

mehboob aave ya na aave

par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

Ik larki thi deewani si

Mobile lay kay chalti thi

Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar

Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujh se

Mujh se poocha karti thi

ON kaise hota hai?

yeh

ON kaise hota hai?

Main nay aap ko kal

khuwab main HOROON

k darmiyan daikha.

Main nay khuda say pocha,

Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.

Khuda nay farmaya:

is ko jaza nahin,

HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

Question: Why do men chase women

when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars

when they have no intention of driving.

A boy told his friend,

“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.

Friend answered:

“Sahi se dekh,

hans k dekh rahi hai

ya

dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”

Roses r lal

skies r nila,

ur brain is like khali patila.

Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red

skies r blue,

I born smart

what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?

I put my dog out of the window,

u put ur face out,

then people started shouting

‘TWINS TWINS’