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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

agar tum kisee paper mai paas hona chahte ho

to sari kainat tumhee usko pass karne may lag jati hai

or agar aesa nahi hua

to

exam abhi khatam nahi huee .......

suplee abhi baqe hai mere yaro

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS

rabbai g appp aisa kerein k dil ko marein goli to dimagh say sochein k perhna chahiye k nahi.......sab set ho jaye ga or paper bhi achay ho jayein gay Inshallah

hahahahahahaha buri baat mr abdullah

yeh kaisi baten spread ker rhaye ahin :d hehehehe

daikhen rabani ap meri baton per amal keren insha ALLAH

affaqa ho ga

yeh nuskha pehley nahi dosrey paper say start kerne

sub say pehley paper day ker aa ker soo jayen

rat 9 bajey tak khob nend pori keren

or than uth ker kuch khayen piyen or 10 bajey ta pherney baith jayen

11 bajey tak perhian jitna perha jaye

beech me ek do bar TV ka haal pochen plus washroom jayen hehehe

then 11 bajey k baad net connect ker lain pucitonline per posts keren ager itfaq say koi online lab jaye us say gapen maren or orkuting aren

phir 1 bajey tak dobara so jayen 3 bajey ka alarm laga ker

3 bajey uthen or mobile per alarm time xtend ker kay 5 bajey kr dian

5 bajey waqai uth jayen ior uthney me atleast half hour lagayen

uth ker pheren jab course daikhen gay anhain phat jayen gi phir 7 bajey tak perhain khoob achi tarah kabhi notes kabhi slides akbhi assignemtns

chota behan bhai hai to us say kaprey prss kervayen or 7:15 tak uni bhag jayen

notes sath le jayen

wahan ja ker wo sarey topics jo porey sm me nahi perhey apney fellows say wo perhain or baki cheezain jo ap nay 11 say 12 or 5 say 7 prhi theen unhen rise ekren

jab seetian bajni shorow ho jayen guards ki to apney fellows ko or waqta daal dain or her cheez pochney lag jayen or phir akhri time tak pochtey rahey k wo wali cheez ki heading k under thi java k programs ko rataa mat maren or C k bhi

venue puhanch ker kisi say kuch na pochain

or DAROD SHAREEF prhain chup er kay

or ALLAH ko yaad akren

or ksi ko yeh bhi mat kahen k yaar paper me mujhe dikha zaror daina coz help sirf ALLAH say mangen

paper aa jaye to insha ALLAH

ap solve ker lain gay

or ager yeh nusha kamyab na ho to intazamiia zimada na ho gi

regards

abeer sarrmad

hahahahahahaha buri baat mr abdullah

yeh kaisi baten spread ker rhaye ahin :d hehehehe

daikhen rabani ap meri baton per amal keren insha ALLAH

affaqa ho ga

yeh nuskha pehley nahi dosrey paper say start kerne

sub say pehley paper day ker aa ker soo jayen

rat 9 bajey tak khob nend pori keren

or than uth ker kuch khayen piyen or 10 bajey ta pherney baith jayen

11 bajey tak perhian jitna perha jaye

beech me ek do bar TV ka haal pochen plus washroom jayen hehehe

then 11 bajey k baad net connect ker lain pucitonline per posts keren ager itfaq say koi online lab jaye us say gapen maren or orkuting aren

phir 1 bajey tak dobara so jayen 3 bajey ka alarm laga ker

3 bajey uthen or mobile per alarm time xtend ker kay 5 bajey kr dian

5 bajey waqai uth jayen ior uthney me atleast half hour lagayen

uth ker pheren jab course daikhen gay anhain phat jayen gi phir 7 bajey tak perhain khoob achi tarah kabhi notes kabhi slides akbhi assignemtns

chota behan bhai hai to us say kaprey prss kervayen or 7:15 tak uni bhag jayen

notes sath le jayen

wahan ja ker wo sarey topics jo porey sm me nahi perhey apney fellows say wo perhain or baki cheezain jo ap nay 11 say 12 or 5 say 7 prhi theen unhen rise ekren

jab seetian bajni shorow ho jayen guards ki to apney fellows ko or waqta daal dain or her cheez pochney lag jayen or phir akhri time tak pochtey rahey k wo wali cheez ki heading k under thi java k programs ko rataa mat maren or C k bhi

venue puhanch ker kisi say kuch na pochain

or DAROD SHAREEF prhain chup er kay

or ALLAH ko yaad akren

or ksi ko yeh bhi mat kahen k yaar paper me mujhe dikha zaror daina coz help sirf ALLAH say mangen

paper aa jaye to insha ALLAH

ap solve ker lain gay

or ager yeh nusha kamyab na ho to intazamiia zimada na ho gi

regards

abeer sarrmad

Well you can follow my way if you like.

Jab papers kareeb ajayain then:

• Saray notes collect kar kay rakh kay bhool jao
• Khooob neend poori karo
• Khoob games khelo
• Ruj kay TV dekho
• Tikaaa kar web surfing karo
• Bay hisab downloading karo

Jab next day paper ho:

• Saray notes jo collect kar kay guma diay thay, find them
• All notes that you get to find start deciding which of those to study and which not
• Meanwhile you will start feeling dizzy so take all the notes with you on bed
• Then obviously bed par puhunchtay hee neend ana start hojaegi so apnay ird gird notes rakh kar specially few notes under your pillow, lait jao and sojao

Jab paper day ho:

• Saray notes jo bed par bikhray hon collect them and go to uni
• Uni jakar uni fellows jo preparation kar rhay hon unko khoob tang karo
• thori dair main jab bhook lag jay to kuch khana pani karo

When exact one hour is left in start of paper:

• Saray notes jo collect kar kay uni lay thay jaldi jaldi un main say important important ka go through karo
• Other fellows say poocho yaar what is important and what is not and sab kee tayyari ka haal daryaft karo

Above nuskhay par Amal kar kay InshAllah papers achay hojaengay.........
Agar nuskha feasible na lagay then abhi pc shutdown karo and books utha kar shuru hojao dhara dhar rattay marna ........

Regards, Emm Abdullah

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